awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

neurosquared:

bonerfart:

i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”

iampikachuhearmeroar:

me

dogpetter420:

handsssalloverr:

dogpetter420:

There’s water to the left of y'all
Like
Go get it.
It’s always been there.

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

bewbin:

“the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?”
“dont patronize me Greg”

brunette-bby:

life is too short to pretend u don’t like getting choked during sex

slapmytitties:

bitch swerve

arhostotle:

willarrddd:

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

The moral of this photo: don’t let a rainy day stop you from enjoying ice cream. Treat yo self.

TREAT YO SELF

carslightmode:

new aesthetic: wrestlers photoshopped over lisa frank stickers